I’m not like the rest of you. There’s no one left I love.
Can we please stop making fun of people who are over 20 and are still virgins
Can we please stop making fun of people who are not interested in sex/are repulsed by sex
Can we please stop making fun of people who aren’t interested in a sexual or romantic relationship
CAN WE ALSO NOT MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE WHO ARE WAITING UNTIL MARRIAGE
do you ever just have to close your eyes while reading a book and whisper “stupid. you’re so stupid.” because of something a character is doing
BEWARE: smoking weed can have dangerous side effects, such as never shutting the fuck up about the fact you smoke weed
Kyle and Dan playing drums together in ‘Of the Night’
Where is the third one from???
when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires
hearing a really good song for the first time
Definitons: Katniss Everdeen
Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.
DID HE SURVIVE
I hate it when I offer someone m&ms and then they put their hand out like a bowl. What the fuck dude. Like you’ve left me with two options: either I look like an asshole when only two come out or I run the risk of pouring half the packet out and hating life because I can’t take any back because I’ll look like the same asshole in exhibit A. Fuck you. Fuck you and your bowl hands